What Is a Squirting Dildo?

It Squirts; It Scores. There comes a time in every woman’s life when she just, well…wants the pleasure without the pain. And by pain, I mean the kind that comes with the presence of a man—a man who may cheat, lie, ridicule, or even make you feel bad for loving him. It’s the kind of pain that’s hard to shake once you’re in too deep. So, as the saying goes, “If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.”But why should we all suffer just because men suck?

Sorry—perhaps I was projecting a little. The reality is that investing in a squirting dildo doesn’t necessarily mean your man is a terrible human being (or that the ones you’ve encountered were). It could simply mean that the man in your life has a small penis, or maybe you and your partner are going through a dry spell. Whatever the reason, incorporating sex toys into your routine is never a bad idea. As we’ve discussed many times before, masturbation could be the key to keeping you sane and preventing your relationship from flatlining. So, let’s address two possible reasons why you might want a squirting dildo and how you can make the most of these little bad boys.

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According to Birches Health, porn addiction ranked as the 15th most common addiction in 2024. Google saw a 100% uptick in searches related to porn addiction, including terms like porn addiction effects, porn addiction symptoms, and even porn addiction withdrawals. This may or may not come as a surprise, especially with OnlyFans models like Bonnie Blue managing to secure over 1,000 men for her "1,000 Men Challenge"—an event that was eventually banned from the platform. But it does make you wonder: If men aren’t addicted to porn, then why would they know about Bonnie Blue—let alone show up for one of her sexcapades?

Things like mental health struggles, childhood trauma, and insecurities are some of the many reasons behind the rise in pornography consumption among males over the past five years. Some men even reported spending upwards of $20,000 on OnlyFans models during the pandemic. Not only has mental health taken a nosedive with the increase in social media use over the past five years, but insecurities have also skyrocketed.

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Psychologically and socially, the more men watch porn and see other men who are more well-endowed performing with beautiful women, the more it impacts their self-esteem—triggering insecurities while simultaneously releasing dopamine as they envision themselves in that position instead of the men on their screens. Cultural conditioning has played a huge role in exaggerating the importance of size, thereby creating unrealistic expectations that tie a man’s masculinity and self-worth to this single factor.

Then there’s the partner satisfaction myth—the common misconception that size is the primary factor in physical intimacy. However, studies suggest that aspects like technique, communication, and emotional connection are just as, if not more, important. For the average woman, the size of her partner does not matter as long as he is willing to build emotional intimacy. But for a man, his insecurities may be enough to drive a wedge between him and his partner in the bedroom. If this happens to you, speaking to a sex therapist is a good idea.

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If you’re single and just need a squirting dildo for your own self-pleasure, that’s completely understandable—and something you should continue incorporating into your daily routine. Masturbation is a great way to become more in tune with your body and emotions. Plus, if you’re dating, it helps ensure that you don’t rush into bed with the wrong person. Once you’ve managed to satiate those desires on your own, you’re more likely to approach dating with an open mind and heart.

On the other hand, if you’re in a relationship stuck in a rut—struggling to reignite the spark that once had you both going at it like jackrabbits—it may be time to introduce sex toys into the bedroom. But not just any sex toy; you want dildos with purpose and vibrators that are intentional. Depending on your mood, you may be considering a clitoral vibrator, a sex swing, or, in this case, a performing dildo. The point is to introduce something that eases tension behind closed doors, leaving you both in a vulnerable and receptive state, ready and willing to reconnect.

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If you’re on a solo journey, consider using a water-based lubricant to ensure a smooth experience and avoid any irritation in that area. Now, if you’re with a partner, there are a few things to keep in mind. This kind of activity may or may not entice your partner, which could lead you to question his sexuality or even consider exploring an open relationship. The most important thing in such situations is to remain focused on the task at hand—do not create a tense environment. Simply enjoy the moment for what it is, and you might even suggest that he use the dildo to play with you while you pleasure him.

As you’re sucking him off, he can slowly insert the dildo back and forth in a way that feels good for you. Once he is ready to finish, you can suggest that he sits upright and squirts the dildo’s “sperm” along with his onto your face to experience a double cumshot! After a few nights of this, consider adding other toys to spice things up, and be sure to check back periodically for new products we may have on sale. For now, you can purchase our Sally Squirting Dildo for just $89.99.

by Danielle Wright